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Total Medals Earned: 1,379 (From 346 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 19,110 Points

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Fear Is Vigilance

Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/190 points)

Making Sure 5 Points

Kick someone who's already unconscious.

Very Popular 5 Points

Make five "friends" at once.

Champion of Public Safety 10 Points

Complete Story

Distributor 10 Points

Give out ten alarms in one day.

Gas Money 10 Points

Collect $40 during the story.

Arcade Hero 25 Points

Top $100 in Arcade Mode.

Invincible 25 Points

Don't get knocked out in the story.

Hockey Style 50 Points

Beat 20 people at the ice rink.

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Feed the Children

Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/355 points)

Notepad Award 10 Points

Find the hidden announcers

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Pen Award 5 Points

Graciously lose the race

Duck Award 25 Points

Win the race on Normal

Falcon Award 25 Points

Make the race last 10 minutes

D Award 50 Points

Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival

Eye Award 50 Points

Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival

Wheel Award 50 Points

Win the race on Abnormal

Snake Award 100 Points

Win the race on Hardcore

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Fish Outta Water

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)

Belly Up 5 Points

Crash Your Bowl

Blow Out 10 Points

Beat the Blowfish Boss

Jumping The Shark 10 Points

Die trying to jump a shark

Turtle Power 10 Points

Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row

Don't Croak Now 25 Points

Beat the Frog boss

A Walrus of a Tale 50 Points

Beat the Walrus boss

Sea Legs 50 Points

Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode

Fist Puncher: SoO

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)

Samurai Slasher 5 Points

Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form

'Nade Nuker 10 Points

Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form

Bot Breaker 25 Points

Defeat Stabby's Final Form

Fists of Fury 50 Points

Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life

Flanders Killer 8

Medals Earned: 9/35 (130/465 points)

Beginning 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the beginning

Alley with Snake 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake

Springfield Zoo 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo

Bonus: Hockey Dad 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad

Apu's Kwik-E-Mart 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart

Quad Killer 10 Points

Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!

Family Matters 25 Points

Don't kill your family members

Mass Muderer 25 Points

Kill everyone in springfield

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Kodo's ship 10 Points

Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship

Frink's lab 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab

Park with Quimby 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby

Burn's Golf Course 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course

Bonus: Bible Blasters 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters

Alley with Moleman 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman

Sea Captain's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop

Pettigrew's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop

Bridge to Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield

Bonus: Larry the Looter 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter

Park with Otto 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto

Jabediah Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield

Seymour's House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Seymour's House

Playground with Ralph 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph

Park with Fat Tony 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony

Moe's Tavern - Roof 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof

Moe's Tavern 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern

Simpsons' House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House

Simpsons' House - Inside 10 Points

Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House

Smithers' Castle 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle

Devil Flanders 25 Points

Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders

Todd's Combo 10 Points

Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body

Kill Bob 25 Points

Kill Sideshow Bob

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Lead Killer 10 Points

Get a highscore on the Leaderboards

Brutal Killer 25 Points

Play the game 3 times in one session!

Flappy Hunt

Medals Earned: 2/7 (60/265 points)

10k 10 Points

Reach a score of 10,000

2 Birds 1 Shot 50 Points

Hit 2 birds with 1 shot

You suck! 5 Points

Lose on the first round

25k 25 Points

Reach a score of 25,000

Mr. Perfect 25 Points

Achieve a perfect round

Slick Shooter 50 Points

Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot

100k Club 100 Points

Reach a score of 100,000

FPA: Sneak Peek

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)

A tiny trial 5 Points

Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

An awesome trial 25 Points

Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.

For Science! 25 Points

Beat the sciencey challenge room.

Challenge Accepted! 50 Points

Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!

Fracuum

Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/385 points)

Defense 5 Points

Obtain the gun

Money 5 Points

Collect a coin

Murder 5 Points

Murder an enemy

Win 10 Points

Beat the game

Massacre 25 Points

Kill all the enemies

Riches 25 Points

Collect all the coins

100% 50 Points

Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins

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FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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