Total Medals Earned: 1,379 (From 346 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,110 Points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (70/485 points)
Get carried by 10 storks in one game
Get hit by 5 planes in one game
Upgrade the coin magnet to it's maximum
Have 5 balloons in your hand
Destroy 100 meteors in one game
Hit 100 clouds in one game
Discover a UFO
Hop on 100 stars in one game
Have 20 balloons available
Own 3000 coins
Start the game a second time
Score 220000 in survival mode
Score 250000 in survival mode
Reach the moon
Score 280000 in survival mode
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Kill 50 mushrooms
Collect 10 crates
Collect 100 crate
Kill 500 mushroom
Die from laser
Unlock 2 game characters
Kill 100 flying mushrooms
Finish the game with Sarah without upgrading health
Collect 500 crates
Collect 50 hearts
Kill 5000 mushroom
Shoot 10,000 shots
Finish the game for one time
Win the game twice
Unlock all game characters
Win the game with all characters
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/40 points)
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/330 points)
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 15/30 (100/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.