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Total Medals Earned: 1,381 (From 346 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 19,165 Points

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Chompy

Medals Earned: 15/32 (125/405 points)

gold level 1 5 Points

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gold level 2 5 Points

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gold level 3 5 Points

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gold level 4 5 Points

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gold level 9 5 Points

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gold level 11 10 Points

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gold level 12 10 Points

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gold level 13 10 Points

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gold level 14 10 Points

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gold level 15 10 Points

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gold level 17 10 Points

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gold level 18 10 Points

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gold level 19 10 Points

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gold level 20 10 Points

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gold level 21 10 Points

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gold level 5 5 Points

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gold level 6 5 Points

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gold level 7 5 Points

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gold level 8 5 Points

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gold level 10 10 Points

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gold level 16 10 Points

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gold level 22 10 Points

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gold level 29 10 Points

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gold level 30 10 Points

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Rich pig 50 Points

Beat the game

Pro speedrunner 100 Points

Get all Gold Times

Christ Copter

Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/200 points)

ninja 5 Points

ninja

noob 5 Points

n00b

classD 5 Points

classD

classC 10 Points

classC

classB 25 Points

classB

classA 50 Points

classA

classGOD 100 Points

classGOD

Clock Duels

Medals Earned: 12/19 (250/480 points)

Clock Shot 5 Points

Execute a clock shot.

Pineapple Chunks 5 Points

Defeat Pineapple.

Rapid Illustrate 10 Points

Perform a rapid illustrate.

Fruitality 25 Points

Perform a fruitality.

King of Kings 50 Points

Perform a rapid illustrate on the final opponent.

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Artist 25 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a rapid illustrate on all opponents.

Chop Top 25 Points

Execute a chop top.

Jackpot 25 Points

Perform the ultimate skill kill!

Clockmaster 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and execute a jackpot on all opponents.

Gut Sucker 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a fruitality on all opponents.

Skull Fucker 50 Points

Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a chop top on all opponents.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Clock Hunt

Medals Earned: 17/19 (245/260 points)

3 Clocks 1 Shot 5 Points

Shoot 3 Clocks in 1 Shot (duh)

Circus Freak 5 Points

Juggle Gold Clock for 10 hits.

F 5 Points

Lose the tutorial

Grape Crush 5 Points

3 Grape Combo

Juggler 5 Points

Juggle Gold Clock for 5 Hits.

T0tal L0ser 5 Points

Figure it 0ut y0urself

Black Cat 10 Points

Get a -100 Rupee

Combo Based Medal 10 Points

Get a combo of 50

Diazepam 10 Points

Max out your accuracy stat

JACKPOT! 10 Points

Get a 500 point rupee

Oversized Clip 10 Points

Max out your ammo stat.

Spitfire 10 Points

Max out your fire rate stat.

Convicted Grapist 25 Points

4 Grape Combo

Score-rrior 25 Points

Get a score of 50,000

Combo Based Medal II 50 Points

Get a combo of 100

Score-barian 50 Points

Get 100,000 points.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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...And Beyond... 5 Points

Reach The SECRET Level :O

Crowd Control 10 Points

Shoot 4 Clocks in 1 Shot

Cole Slaw

Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/490 points)

Champion! 5 Points

Win the Race.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Hamilton Combo 5 Points

Get a Kill Combo of 10

Impatient Douche 5 Points

Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.

Lincoln Combo 5 Points

Get a Kill Combo of 5

Super A-OK! 5 Points

Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!

The Code Won't Save You Now! 5 Points

Enter the Konami Code during the Race

The First Step... 5 Points

Get Help. From the Help Menu.

10000 Points 10 Points

Score 10000 Points in Any Mode

5K 10 Points

Run for 5000m in Survival

Jackson Combo 10 Points

You Get the Picture, Right?

20000 Points Under the Sea 25 Points

Score 20000 Points in Any Mode

Go the Distance... Twice 25 Points

Double the Story Distance in Survival

Grant Combo 25 Points

This One Will Be Fun to Get

Announcer Story 50 Points

Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.

Cole Slaw God 50 Points

Beat the Game on Hard Mode

Scorehammer 40000 50 Points

Score 40000 Points in Any Mode

Benjamin Combo 100 Points

Good Night and Good Luck

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Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Concerned Joe

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Gotcha 5 Points

Screw up in level 5

Jailed 5 Points

Manage to trap yourself

Look silly 5 Points

Do what the title says

U mad 5 Points

Find the troll face

Dance off 10 Points

Start a rave party

Fabulous 10 Points

You'll know it when you see it

Villain 10 Points

Grow a mustache

Impossible 25 Points

Somehow die in the menu

Maniac 25 Points

Jump 100 times in the tutorial level

Superhero 25 Points

Find the secret cape

Cure 50 Points

Find the cure for your disease

Sonic 50 Points

Be faster than the elevator

Contra 25th Anniversary

Medals Earned: 3/20 (35/500 points)

First Enemy 5 Points

When you kill the first enemy

First Weapon 5 Points

When you obtain the first weapon

Contra 25th Year 25 Points

More than 2,500 Points

0 Star Contra 5 Points

More than 50,000 points

First Cannon 5 Points

When you destroy the first cannon

First Gunman 5 Points

When you kill the first gunman

First Nest 5 Points

When you destroy the first nest

1 Star Contra 10 Points

More than 100,000 points

Level 1 Easy 10 Points

Pass level 1 with any difficulty

2 Star Contra 25 Points

More than 250,000 points

First Tank 25 Points

When you destroy the first tank

Level 2 Normal 25 Points

Pass level 2 with higher than normal difficulty

3 Star Contra 50 Points

More than 500,000 points

Level 3 Hard 50 Points

Pass level 3 with higher than hard difficulty

4 Star Contra 100 Points

More than 1,000,000 points

Level 4 Insane 100 Points

Pass level 4 with insane difficulty

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Convey

Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/190 points)

Happy Guy Fro 5 Points

Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.

Justice Served 5 Points

Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!

Persistence 5 Points

But there's something wrong!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH 5 Points

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Be Upfront 5 Points

It's a trick question anyway!

Cookie Monster 5 Points

Me want cookie!!

Cookie Sacrifice 5 Points

The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!

Creeper 5 Points

Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)

Criminal Helper 5 Points

He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.

Happy Clown 5 Points

He has his nose back!

Lazy Developer 5 Points

I SAID SORRY!

Life Insurance 5 Points

That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!

Right Sister 5 Points

I was never good at remembering names.

Sad Clown 5 Points

Aw, poor clown.

The Boss 5 Points

IGP is the b055!

The Fat One 5 Points

Not the most appropriate thing to say!

TV Star 5 Points

He's on channel 1337.

Wink Wink 5 Points

That's a good way to end a conversation.

Everyone's Happy 50 Points

You're a very kind person!

Everyone's Sad 50 Points

It's all part of the game!