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Total Medals Earned: 1,379 (From 346 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 19,110 Points

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Cap Stack

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/340 points)

Cap-tain 5 Points

Earn a silver medal!

First Cap 5 Points

Wear your first cap

Cap-mmander 10 Points

Earn a gold medal!

Bragging Rights 5 Points

Send your score for the world to see!

Cap-det 5 Points

Earn a bronze medal!

Not the Keys 5 Points

Figure out the controls!

Quitter 5 Points

Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!

Achiever 25 Points

Get at least 7 achievements

Beating your own 25 Points

Now try to beat your highscore!

Cap-mmodore 25 Points

Earn a platinum medal!

Cowboy 25 Points

Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!

First Hiscore 25 Points

Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!

Magician 25 Points

Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!

Perfectionist 25 Points

Catch all caps at any one level

Stack Burner 25 Points

Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!

Touch the Sky 100 Points

Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!

Carol of the Trolls

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/185 points)

Troll Carolling 10 Points

Start watching! But will you finish it?

Troll Caroller 25 Points

You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?

Trolling Carollers 50 Points

Watch for the 2nd time!

u mad?? 100 Points

Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Cat Astro Phi

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/155 points)

Atari wouldn't like it 10 Points

Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences

Autopilot to LV-426 10 Points

Complete Planet 1

Hello Joshua 5 Points

Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing

M41-A 5 Points

Kill all bots on any level

Express elevator to hell 10 Points

Complete Planet 2

Farewell Sulaco 10 Points

Complete Planet 3

Eric and the Floaters 25 Points

Destroy 20 bots using only bombs

I'll go out there 25 Points

Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2

Faster than a UD4L Cheyenne 50 Points

Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Catch 51

Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Cave of No Return

Medals Earned: 2/12 (30/365 points)

No Return 5 Points

Enter The Cave of No Return

Going On A Trip 25 Points

Trip 5 Times During 1 Game

Inquisitive Soul 5 Points

View The Credits

Mushrooms Are Bad For You 10 Points

Enter The Mushroom Forest

Rain of Pebbles 10 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Short Amount Of Time

Sliding Princess 10 Points

Slide A Fair Bit

Rain of Stones 25 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For A Medium Amount Of Time

Sliding Queen 25 Points

Slide Quite A Bit

Going On A Longer Trip 50 Points

Trip 10 Times During 1 Game

Mother of Slide 50 Points

Slide A Lot!

Stone Storm 50 Points

Stay Close To The Avalanche For Quite A While!

There But Not Back Again 100 Points

Trip 15 Times During 1 Game

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Chaos Faction 2

Medals Earned: 8/20 (95/500 points)

KILL IT WITH FIRE 5 Points

Burn someone to a crisp

Recycler 5 Points

Kill someone with a dropped weapon

Zoned Out 5 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1

In The Zone 10 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2

Magic Number 10 Points

Get a 3x multikill

Zero Gravity 10 Points

Go offscreen and recover

Chaos Kudos 25 Points

Complete all campaign challenges in the game

Immortal 25 Points

Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge

Anger Management 10 Points

Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match

Crate Expectations 10 Points

Collect 20 crates in one match

KAPOW! 10 Points

Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch

4 On The Floor 25 Points

Get a 4x multikill

Architect 25 Points

Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it

Veteran 25 Points

Play 10 deathmatch games

Fantastic 5 50 Points

Get a 5x multikill

Lift Off! 50 Points

Knock someone into space

Pacifist 50 Points

Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone

Survivor 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode

Take The Plunge 50 Points

Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row

Up And Away 50 Points

Knock someone into the stratosphere

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Terminal Velocity 5 Points

Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

Bend Over 5 Points

Die 5 Times

CARnage 10 Points

Destroy 100 cars

Hot Shot 10 Points

Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood

Major Bender 10 Points

Travel 100 miles

My Goddesses 10 Points

Pick up 30 strippers

Winners use Drugs 10 Points

Use every type of drug in the game

Street Wall 25 Points

Crash into 10 concrete barriers

Rockstar From Mars 50 Points

Travel 200 miles

Checkpoint

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)

30 Down... 10 Points

Complete 30 rooms

Die 100 Deaths 5 Points

Die 100 times (in a single game)

Game Complete 25 Points

Reach the end of the game